Merry Xmas!!

MERRY CHRISTMAS to you!!

Ah Beng's !@%$^%#.

This one will make your day.....

Ah Beng bought a new mobile.
He sent a message to everyone from his Phone Book & said, 'My Mobile No.. Has changed. Earlier it was Nokia 3310. Now it is 6610

====================================

Ah Beng : I am a Proud, coz my son is in Medical College .
Friend: Really, what is he studying.
Ah Beng: No, he is not studying, they are Studying him

==========================================


Ah Beng : Doctor, in my dreams, I play football every night.
DR: Take this tablet, you will be ok.
Ah Beng : Can I take tomorrow, tonight is final game.

===========================================


Ah Beng : If I die, will u remarry?
Wife: No! I'll stay with my sister. But if I die will u remarry?
Ah Beng : No, I'll also stay with your sister.

=========================================

Ah Beng : People consider me as a 'GOD'
Wife: How do you know??
Ah Beng : When I went to the Park today, everybody said, Oh GOD! U have come again.

===========================================


Ah Beng complained to the police: 'Sir, all items are missing, except the TV in my house.'
Police: 'How the thief did not take TV?'
Ah Beng : 'I was watching TV news...'

=========================================


Ah Beng comes back 2 his car & find a note saying 'Parking Fine'.
He Writes a note and sticks it to a pole 'Thanks for complement.'

=============================================


Once Ah Beng was walking he had a glove on one hand and not on other.
So the man asked him why he did so.
He replied that the weather forecast announced that on one hand it would be cold and on the other hand it would be hot.

==================================================


Ah Beng in a bar and his cellular phone rings.
He picks it up and Says 'Hello, how did you know I was here?'

===================================================


Ah Beng : Why are all these people running?
Man - This is a race, the winner will get the cup.
Ah Beng - If only the winner will get the cup, why others running?

===================================================


Teacher: 'I killed a person' convert this sentence into future tense.
Ah Beng : The future tense is 'u will go to jail'

=====================================================


Ah Beng told his servant: 'Go and water the plants!'
Servant: 'It's already raining.'
Ah Beng : 'So what? Take an umbrella and go.'

=====================================================


A man asked Ah Beng why Ahmad Badawi goes walking in the Evening and not in the morning?Ah Beng replied Ahmad Badawi is PM not AM.


Have a good day!

Holy mamk..........

Can you BELIEVE this??

Im on the VOGUE front page this month!

im now popular...........





And my posters is over the street.......

Why suddenly overnight i become FAMOUS???

Well, all thanks to http://www.photofunia.com/... make my wish come true!!

Somalia cow??

Anyone wan to import the cows from Somalia? Mooo..............

Funny Poster...........

By the way, WHERE is SOMALIA??

Yi Ching's wedding reception......

Attended my ex-classmate (since primary school) Yi Ching's wedding dinner last nite!!

Feel Happy for her..... Finally become adult....

All of ex-school mates "being force" by the MC to go on stage sing one song for this new couple...

i got 5 more wedding reception to go this month..............

Proton Advertisement??

Do-It-Yourself

Dad, Where did I come from?

CHILD: Dad, where did I come from?

DAD: Okay, we had to have this conversation some day!.. Listen...Dad and mom met in a chat room on the net. I set up a meeting with your mom and we landed in the bathroom at the Cyber Cafe.Then, mom did some downloads from dads memory stick and when dad was ready to upload, we discovered that there was no firewall.. Seeing that it was a bit too late to cancel, I just carried on doing the upload. Nine months later, the damn virus appeared!.

CHILD: Huh?

Good Value Phase

From BILL GATES:

Born poor is not your mistake,
But Die POOR is your mistake because you keep making the wrong choice....


From W BUFFETS:

Human can make Money,
But Money cannot make Human.

Happy MoonCake Festival.......

Wish you all have a enjoyable Mooncake Festival this Sunday!! :P

Malaysian BOLEH!!

Everything is BOLEH in Malaysia..........

Welcome to Malaysia!!

Three Things!!

Three Things in our life!!


Three things in life that, once gone, never come back -
Time, Words & Opportunity


Three things in life that may never be lost -
Peace, Hope & Honesty


Three things in life that are most valuable -
Love, Self-confidence & Friends


Three things in life that are never certain -
Dreams, Success & Fortune


Three things that make a man/woman -
Hard work, Sincerity & Commitment


Three things in life that can destroy a man/woman -
Alcohol, Pride & Anger

My Frens......
So WHAT are the 3 things in your life that
matter the MOST?

Learn to Do 3 things!!

學會做三件事

人一輩子有 " 三天 "，

即 昨天、今天、明天。


昨天與今天之間有扇後門，今天與明天之間有扇前門。


這"三天"中 "今天"最重要。

過去的事情就讓它過去吧，明天的事情等來了再說吧，

最要緊的是做好今天的事情。


要想過好今天，要學會做三件事。

第一是"會關門"。
把通往昨天的後門和通往明天的前門都關緊了，

人一下子就輕鬆了。

第二是"會計算"。
要學會計算幸福。

有的人本子上記的全是困難和問題，

從來沒有記過幸福。

有些人對自己做對的事情一件也沒記住，

對自己做錯的事情記得特別牢，
徒增了許多煩惱。

第三是"會放棄"。
請牢記："先舍後得，舍了才會得，舍了一定會得"。


學會說三句話

第一句話："算了。

"錢包被偷了，算了；電視機燒壞了，算了；

骨頭摔斷了，算了；眼睛瞎了，算了。

對於既成事實，最好的辦法就是接受。

第二句話："不要緊。

"不管發生什麼問題，一定要學會說"不要緊"。

一生都要樂觀，天塌下來有高個子頂著。"

第三句話："會過去的。

"有一句俗語"天不會總是陰的。
"別憂愁，一切都會過去的。

學會三種方法

三樂法：就是助人為樂、知足常樂、自得其樂。

三不要法：
一) 是不要拿別人的錯誤來懲罰自己，
二) 是不要拿自己的錯誤懲罰別人，
三) 是不要拿自己的錯誤懲罰自己。

Who is the most beautiful athlete in Beijing 2008 Olympic??

Well, time flies very fast........

Beijing 2008 Olympic just concluded and we saw Mighty Home team "China" took the most gold & each of their athletes competed & played in full spirits to tell the whole world that China is fast catching up to become the most powerful athlete country in the world........

But im more in keen in asking you all to select who is the most beautiful & gorgeous female athlete in this 2008 olympic?

Here are the nominees.......

1) Paraguay former Miss World, Leryn Franco, who compete in the javelin event.......




2) Lovely Russian Yelena Isinbayeva in women's pole vault....

3) Chinese diving princess, Guo Jingjing......

4) Australia's newcomer swimmer, Stephanie Rice (only 20 years old)......

5) US Gymnast, Nastia Liukin (standing in the middle)..........

Here ends the nominees........

Appreciate your cast & voting!!

US President, Bush also thre supporting his "girls"............

Mr. Bush, what are you sweating at??

One World One Dream

"One World One Dream" fully reflects the essence and the universal values of the Olympic spirit -- Unity, Friendship, Progress, Harmony, Participation and Dream. It expresses the common wishes of people all over the world, inspired by the Olympic ideals, to strive for a bright future of Mankind. In spite of the differences in colors, languages and races, we share the charm and joy of the Olympic Games, and together we seek for the ideal of Mankind for peace.

We belong to the same world and we share the same aspirations and dreams.

Lee Chong Wei settled at "SILVER"

Well done Lee Chong Wei!!!

Although He didnt play up to his best, he still managed to bring one silver medal back to MALAYSIA.....

i know many ppls had critised him for not playing well enough!!
Actually he got nothing to lose since he already battling into the final.....
Just 20 million ppl from Malaysia put the GOLD pressure on him!! So how can he move & jump so freely.... Too much pressure & burden on him......

After his loss, Lee commented, "I suffered a lot of pressure but i do not want to use it as excuse for my defeat." & "I had tried my best but Lin Dan played perfectly, I could not match his shuttle speed."

"At the end of the match it is not who is playing at a higher level, it is all about who is mentally stronger".....

Anyway he did a good job & proved that Malaysian BOLEH......

Today, I heard lots of critise of him not playing well!!

Truthly speaking, if u put urself in that kind of situation, putting on 20 million of your country man's responsibility & playing inside the opponent's stadium with thousand of supporters, can u live up to your best? or just falter........

Think POSITIVELY........

Without him, Malaysia contigent will come back empty-handed!! At least we got a silver to show off..........

Congratulations Lee Chong Wei!!!

Malaysian Prince??

Malaysian so-called "prince" Lee Chong Wei made history when he became the first Malaysian badminton single player to reach an Olympic final at Beijing last night. He battling past South Korean Lee Hyun-li 21-18, 13-21, 21-13 to set up the final against China "mighty dan"- Lin Dan.

This at least promise a silver medal........ which has now bettered "bugger" Rashid Sidek's (who talk cock saying he's tired of being referred as the only Malaysian single olympic medalist all the time) bronze medal achievement at the Atlanta Games in 1996. Now Ra-shit can shut his mouth up & sit down quietly enjoy Lee break his record....

If tomorrow Lee Chong Wei bag Malaysia first ever Olympic gold medal, he will get RM1 million incentive which promised by our "beloved" government for any athlete who returns with a GOLD medal......

Michael Phelps of US also promised USD1 million (RM3.3 million) if he wins 8 gold medals......
So 1 gold medal only RM412.5k compared to Lee Chong Wei's gold @ RM1 million.....

Maybe Michael Phelps can consider switch to swim for Malaysia...... Brother, you can get RM8 million on that!!

hahahaha............




So fellow Malaysian, pls stay tuned @ 6.30pm tomorrow (Sunday).....

To support Mr. Lee Chong Wei..........

Is it LOGIC??

I had a great laugh after reading this verses..... My frens also laughed after i saying this out:-

Is this things LOGIC to you?

Enjoy^

1) People always said:-

PRACTICE makes PERFECT.......

But NOBODY is PERFECT.......

So why PRACTICE??



2) Behind every successful man, there's a woman........

And behind every successful man, there are two or more..........


3) "Your future depends on your dreams"

So go sleep often..............


4) HArd work never killed anybody.....

But WHY take the risk??


5) The more you learn, the more you know......

The more you know, the more you forget........

The more you forget, the less you know........

So ...... WHY learn??


6) A bus station is where a bus stops......

A train station is where a train stops.......

On my desk, is a work station......

So my work ????



Who so "genius" creating this verses!!

Funny Singapore celebrity video!!

Lucky 8 is here........

Happy lucky 8/8/08 day....... Veri prosper & "wealth" Day!!

Too bad today no special draw (toto or magnum), if yes i think the number 0808 or 8888 will fast finish sold out!! u know la, chinese ppl veri supersition on lucky 8 number....... means will bring them $$$$$$$

Another big news is, the Beijing 2008 Olympics opening will be held "LIVE" tonite at 8.08pm!!

Many ppl are veri excited & anticipate to watch the opening as host China promise a spectacular ceremony to "rock" the world!!

Finally,

My blog has reached thousand mile......

There has been 1k person read my blog......

thanks for the support!!

I didnt gun-point or force u all to read my blog rite!!

hehehe.........

Many ppl asked me why im into blogging!!

Answer is simple:- Just wanna share some nice & useful things (photos, words....) with u all!! Hope u guys will Happy & cheer up everytime after reading my blog!!

Nile River of Egypt!!

We all know that Nile River is the longest river in the world....

So the Egyptian make it one of the "must" travel & experience river!!

There are 100 over Cruise which travel along the river, & my bro managed to book this luxury cruise (consider among the top 10) , called Monte Carlo....

You can see its a 3 deck cruise, which consists a mini pool, Dinning hall, Dance floor hall, 3 souvenirs shop & 30 over sleeping rooms!!

All the cruises look alike but you got to have the knowledge to choose the "right" & comfortable one, cos its take 4 days & 3 nights to travel along the Nile River.

Of course you pay what you get la.... Very realistic this world.... hehe!!

Along this river, you can see "fellucas" floating....

Can you guess what animal is that on the land??

Beijing 2008 Olympic!!

CHINA is ready to greet the upcoming summer Olympic on August 8, 2008.



So are you ready also to welcome this big event??






The Opening & closing of the 2008 Olympic will be held at The National Stadium, which knowns as Bird's Nest...

A sculptures called "torch relay" is displayed at the Olympic Forest Park in Beijing.

During these olympic time, there will be cheer-leading going on to rev up the crowds.

These are the volunteers (hot??) who are undergoing training & practices for their Olympic debut.

Let's us expect a flawless performance by them, ok!!

Also, China's central bank issue a commemorative bank note:- 10 yuan ($1.46) to mark the Beijing Olympic Games.

Remember to stay tuned for the Grand Opening on 8/8/08!!

Life.......

Our life is limited! So make sure we live happily throughout our life..............




Always "improve" ourself & make our life a perfect journey!!

Rejang River (SIBU) sunset

Never thought Sibu have this beautiful sunset!

Appreciate what is around us, Mayb you will discover somethings that meaningful & beautiful in your life!!!

P/S:- who said overseas sunset is more prettier or "round"..... we all share the SAME sun!!

Love???

Rather to call it as love, i prefer it as relationship.

I believe sometimes or i should say most of the times, relationship needs much more than just love. a lot of tolerance, a lot of caring, a lot of factors you can hardly control in life.

It may serve as a real test, to test how deep or how far a relationship can go.

When it doesnt work mayb not because there is no love, just not enough love.
Or only we thought it was love. (Sigh..................)

Always appreciate those around us because they are not there besides you as coincidence, nothing is absolute in this world.

You just never know.

Learn from the past, Appreciate the present and Have an open heart for the future.

My 1st & 2nd Days in Egypt!!

Im glad that i had the chance to visit Egypt with my mum, bro & his gf during Last year Christmas period......

I took their national carrier, Egypt Air, fly straight (12 hours) from KL to Cairo!! The in-flight services was so-so only!! Ask for water, take you half an hour to reach you, only after 2-3 reminder. The stewardess not so friendly also.... Maybe the Egyptian ladies didnt like the pork guy from Asia!! Hahaha........ I shud hv choose Singapore airline when i book the ticket, but instead i choose the cheaper one (it did saved me around RM500) but at the end, you get what you paid la!! sigh......

I meet up my mum & my bro them at the hotel near the Great pyramids at Giza.

The houses & shops in Giza look a bit "old" cos Giza is consider as the Old town & located half an hour drive from the city of Cairo!!

But i get a nice view from the top floor of the hotel i'm staying!! Behind me are the Most 2 famous pyramids; Cheops & Kefren!!

There i'm standing in front of the Great pyramid of Giza, Cheops!!

While, my mum with my bro, Colin & his gf, MinYin, standing in front of the Kefren pyramid.

My mum insisted that all 3 pyramids are in sight together with her!! We try many many different angles just to get all 3 pyramids in one photo.

The third pyramid is Micerinus!!

The pyramid of Cheops is the largest of the three. It was originally 146 metres high, its truncated summit being a platform 10 metres square. Today the pyramid has completely lost its external facing, thus revealing the enormous internal blocks of stone over which one must laboriously climb in order to reach the summit.

But you will see this sign before you got the intention to climb the pyramids....

About 350 metres from Cheops's pyramid stands the Great Sphinx.
Seventy three metres long, this colossal statue represents a lion with a human head which some believe to be a likeness of King Chephren standing guard over his tomb.

Tourist bus & vans parked & waiting for their temporary owners!!

Even the camels are for ride, if you dare la..........

After sight-seeing, we went to the Egyptian Museum in Cairo.



It is home to the most extensive collection of ancient Egyptian antiquities in the world.



Unfortunately, Photos was not allowed inside the museum, so the photos below are getting from wikipedia!!

The museum's Royal Mummy Room, containing 27 royal mummies from pharaonic times.

Ancient Egyptians believed that mummification was essential for passage to the afterlife. The art of Egyptian mummification consisted of many steps, including Removing the deceased person internal organs. For more information, kindly browse thru Wikipedia!!

Inside the Egyptian Museum!!

There are 2 main floors of the museum. On the ground floor, you can find an extensive collection of papyrus(ancient egyptian paper) & coins used in the ancient world. There are also artifacts from the New Kingdom (1550-1070BC), which consists of statues, tables & coffins. If you follow these displays in Chronological order, you will end up on the First floor, which contains artifacts from the tombs of the final Dynasties of Ancient Egypt.

One of the most famous & well-known tombs is the tomb of King Tutankhamun. Inside the tomb, you will find a large collection of artifacts used throughout the King's life.

The infamous Gold Mask, which rests over the bandages that wrap around the King's face. the mask weighs in at 24 pounds of solid gold, and is believed to represent what the King's face really looked like.

Amazing?? Believe it............

More to come!!!